legendary ☕
The Original Kofemonstrik ☕ Ethiopian YirgacheffeThe very first monster brewed into existence. A chaotic force of caffeinated nature.
#001 common 🥗
Salad Sneak ☕ Green Tea BlendThe health food infiltrator. Quiet, unassuming, but always lurking near the salad bar.
#007 rare ✨
Crema Spirit ☕ Italian EspressoLives in the perfect crema. Appears only when the shot is pulled just right.
#013 rare 🫘
Bean Bandit ☕ Kenyan AASteals single-origin beans right out of the bag. You will not notice until brew time.
#033 rare 🍩
Donut Devourer ☕ Colombian SupremoSweet tooth supreme. Will steal your donut when you are not looking.
#042 rare 🧊
Cold Brew Phantom ☕ Japanese Cold BrewMaterializes in cold brew pitchers after 18 hours of steeping. Chilling presence.
#050 common 👽
AeroPress Alien ☕ AeroPress Inverted MethodComes from a dimension where the AeroPress is the only brew method. Not wrong honestly.
#077 legendary 🔥
The Roaster ☕ Dark Sumatra MandhelingMaster of the dark arts of roasting. Found only in legendary micro-lots.
#088 common 🥛
Latte Lurker ☕ Oat Milk LatteHides in the foam art. Sometimes a tulip, sometimes a swan, always watching.
#101 common 💧
Pour-Over Poltergeist ☕ V60 Pour-OverTips the kettle just slightly. Your pour-over will be imperfect but still delicious.
#128 rare 🍯
Caramel Creeper ☕ Caramel MacchiatoMoves slowly but leaves a sticky trail. Sweet on the surface, devious underneath.
#150 common 😈
Espresso Imp ☕ Double EspressoSmall but potent. Delivers a jolt when you least expect it.
#175 common 👻
Moka Pot Phantom ☕ Moka Pot BlendAppears when the moka pot starts gurgling. Harmless but always present.
#200 rare 🔮
Mocha Mystic ☕ Mocha with Dark ChocolateReads your coffee grounds and predicts your next order. Eerily accurate.
#222 rare 🦇
Cortado Cryptid ☕ Spanish CortadoSpotted only in Spanish-style cafes. Half espresso, half milk, fully mysterious.
#256 common 🫖
French Press Fiend ☕ French Press Medium RoastPatient and methodical. Waits exactly 4 minutes before emerging from the grounds.
#300 rare 🫧
Turkish Delight Djinn ☕ Turkish Coffee with CardamomGrants three wishes, but all three are about coffee. Still worth it.
#333 common ⚙️
Grind Glitch ☕ Turkish GrindError 404: Perfect grind not found. Appears when the burr grinder malfunctions.
#404 rare 🌫️
Nitrogen Shade ☕ Nitro Cold BrewExists in the bubbles. You cannot see it, but you feel its presence in every sip.
#444 legendary 📢
Barista Banshee ☕ Competition-Grade GeshaScreams when the milk is steamed wrong. The sound is both terrifying and correct.
#500 legendary 💀
Caffeine Wraith ☕ Quadruple Shot RistrettoWhat happens when you drink four ristrettos at midnight. Pure, undiluted chaos.
#555 legendary 🌑
The Final Sip ☕ Black as MidnightThe last of the 666. Token #666. The end of the beginning.
#666